good night spank off

using sexual gratifaction (masturbating) as a way to relieve stress or anxiousness so as to go to sleep.

Man, I was freaking out about that test last night, but then I had a good night spank off and got right to sleep.

by MyManEd January 15, 2009

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Door Spank

While sharing the road with a bicyclist, you pull up really close to them and have your passenger open their door as you pass, thus "spanking" them with your car door.

Louis: "Do you ever get the to urge to dropkick bicyclists off their bike when they don't obey the rules of the street?"
Sarah: "Just door spank them. Works every time."

by master_b88 May 8, 2011

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Vag Spank

v; when one receives or gives a tap or smack on the female genital

Hey! Don't vag spank me!

by cutiepie2222 June 20, 2011

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A phenomenon during which a man testicles gently bounce against another mans taint while engaging in gay anal intercourse.

During sloppy or raunchy gay sex episodes a wet flopping sound and squish is common and appealing to some.

To have your taint spanked by another mans balls is to redefine what one considers a "love tap". To have the sense of knowing that those floppy nuts are going to soon provide your hole with a highly sought after deposit of cum is intense. With every tap is to stab your stool and with pleasure enough to receive load. After load. To desired amount.

"Its so fucking hot to feel a hardcore taint spank leading up to you shooting a massive load into the depths of my hole ! Wam bam thank you ma'am !"

by OneFailedFaggot June 14, 2018

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