Is not a joke. The carrying of weapons (must bring your own) is often encouraged to enhance safety. When pushed to the limit, safety is not guranteed. Due compensation is usually rendered when one returns from an operation that may call safety into question. Undertaking a difficult task (such as time travel) with someone who has only done it once before is not safe, but highly encouraged.
"We're going to hunt sabretooth tigers, and safety is not guranteed. Better bring your own weapons."
"Wanted: Someone to go back in time with me. Safety not guranteed."
"Sean Connery knows nothing of safety, hes only done this once before."
"Wanted: Someone to go back in time with me. Safety not guranteed."
"Sean Connery knows nothing of safety, hes only done this once before."
by Ayesee February 15, 2006
Get the safety mug."Playing safe" means that the woman wants to use condoms always vs. going "Bare-back" (i.e., without condom).
On dating sites, you see that women advertise that they want to "play safe", meaning that if you "don't wear glove then no love".
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by Fernando September 16, 2004
Get the Safety-deposit box mug."I heard Jill did the Safety Scissors with Amy the other day."
"Are you talking about the Amy that eats at Wendy's everyday?"
"Yeah, her."
"That's disgusting..."
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by hornyhamsters September 5, 2009
Get the Safety Scissors mug.A term coined on the internet, most likely at either Something Awful, 4chan, or YTMND.
Generally refers to a girl with ample breasts and/or buttocks, implying that these would be an adequate substitute for airbags. Most often applies to anime girls, due to the fact that many are drawn with breasts twice the size of one's head. This term can be applied to women irl, though caution should be exercised.
Generally refers to a girl with ample breasts and/or buttocks, implying that these would be an adequate substitute for airbags. Most often applies to anime girls, due to the fact that many are drawn with breasts twice the size of one's head. This term can be applied to women irl, though caution should be exercised.
Bob: Forget D cups, those things are freaking GG! And an ass to match, damn!
Ted: Safe driving at its finest, my friend.
Ted: Safe driving at its finest, my friend.
by SnowBlows August 6, 2008
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Get the Not me y’all stay safe though mug.The condition of a male's (or female's) fingernails after clipping, filing or otherwise manicuring, enabling them to explore or stimulate a woman's vagina without tearing, ripping, scratching, surgically removing the clitoris, or otherwise causing discomfort.
Her: Holy shit! That hurt. What did you stick in there - a broken bottle?
Him: Sorry. It's my fingernails. I haven't had a manicure for a while.
Her: Well don't put them back in there till they're vagina-safe.
Him: Sorry. It's my fingernails. I haven't had a manicure for a while.
Her: Well don't put them back in there till they're vagina-safe.
by BrizVegas May 15, 2006
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