Soberity

Sober-rit-it-T
The drunken miss heard words of sober week so instead of two words you get one, soberity.

Matt - “Sorry I can’t drink I’m on a sober week.”
Sadie - “Soberity doesn’t mean you can’t drink!”
Matt-“What?”

by Gay retarded individual February 16, 2018

sober 72

you know when you’re drinking or smoking the same amount you always do but it’s just no hittin. A sober 72 hours will reduce your tolerance and make that shit hit again

“I’m going through two bowls and i’m not high yet; I need to do a sober 72”

by canola_oil July 21, 2021

Dusty Sober

When you constantly say you gave up the hooch but consistently get drunk.

Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.

by Krustyclown August 31, 2021

Arizona Sober

Being off of methamphetamine for 6 months. Used all around the country, primarily the southeast and west coast.

Yeah, I’ve been Arizona sober- ever since I moved back.

by ZacWitDaPack June 28, 2025

sober mcgober

When a person is so drunk that he is about to pass out, he is said to be sober

'Craig looks like he is about to pass out, he is sober mcgober

by birchestree February 21, 2015

seattle sober

When you are completely sober except for heroin.

Man I really need to stop doing so much blow, I'm thinking about going seattle sober for a while

by Dinny Fingerbottom December 23, 2023

Kentucky sober

When a person drinks but does not use drugs.

The opposite of "California sober."

I went to the rave this weekend, and the guy I was making out with asked me if I was just drinking tonight. I could tell he was about to offer me cocaine or something, so I let him know I'm Kentucky sober.

by zpak May 26, 2025