You smell sober

When a kid just reeks of being sober. Just has no alcohol in his system.

“Damn Page you smell sober”

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Sober sucker

A girl so ugly that you lose your hard on and the longer she's sucking you the uglier she looks.

Last night I went home with that girl Jessica but I couldn't keep it up and she turned out to be a sober sucker.

by DatBois August 2, 2018

sober syndrome

The act of being sober for 78 days and gaslighting alcoholics

“Austin and blase you guys are gonna drink 12 beers tonight huh?” “Kev man you really have sober syndrome”

by Levinator28 July 17, 2023

Sober-Up Beer

The sober-up beer, typically the last beer of the evening, is perfect for when you're either overserved or too full and need just one more before you go home. A watery, domestic light beer usually fits the bill, perfectly balancing hops, barley, and hydration.

"Hey Mike, do you need another drink? No, I've got an early morning…make it a sober-up beer."

by Nacho Burris March 13, 2024

Asheville Sober

One who abstains from alcohol, but partakes in literally any other type of substance as long as it comes from plants.

Don’t bother bringing that six pack to the party, bring those shroom chocolates though, the host is Asheville sober.

by divinelightning January 9, 2022

sober kahlon

Cute boy powerlifter of next generation strongman of next generation very very nice body

Oo that guy is huge is he like sober kahlon ??

by Harpartap singh November 23, 2021

Dusty Sober

When you constantly say you’re off the hooch but consistently get drunk.

Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.

by Krustyclown August 31, 2021