Dirt Slow

When a fool can’t run for nothing so he’s as good as dirt.

On the 40 yard dash, John came finished with a dirt slow 6 flat.

by Goddaci August 28, 2018

slow yes

Like soft yes, but slower and often used by politicians.
A decision that is decided with a slow yes.
Being slowly committed but not at the same time

Adam: Do you want to go to Mcdonald's?

Saul: Slow yes

by slowyes May 18, 2022

slow drop

An extraordinary feeling that slowing comes over oneself leading to a feeling of complete harmony with all things.

The other night while I was thinking about my life and how grateful I am, a slow drop took place.

by morty-mike-129 October 19, 2020

Slow Slide

Winning an election slowly but definitively.

In 2020, Biden won slowly, but after all the votes were counted he won by a significant margin. It was a Slow Slide to victory.

by Word Ranch November 6, 2020

slow blinker

Someone who is not smart

Hiberto is a slow blinker.

by Ralphie Parker May 28, 2015

southern slow

They ain't too book smart; but they got common sense.

There aint a Yankee alive that can pass off as southern slow.

by d.a.r.e to keep kids off of dr August 21, 2016

slow baked

When someone is leading you on making you mad as hell all along taking their time as if you were an ass in the oven being baked into the bullshit hes about to serve.

He slow baked me, just to keep me from kicking his ass, as I waited for the dish of bullshit he was as bout to serve!

by K1M0T10N March 24, 2016