sledgefuck

the act of repeatedly beating the shit out of a fellow human being with a sledgehammer. (usually in the face or mouth)

this term is commonly misconceived as a form of sexual intercourse.

Dave: Noah if you fucking do that again im going to fucking sledgefuck you!
Noah: Shit dude, no worries: hakuna matata, chalax bra

by Saucer Full Of Secrets October 20, 2005

sludgehead

A cretin; a moron; a complete and utter idiot. Name come's from the fact that their brain is mushy like sludge. May also be because they're so thick like sludge.

Ejemplo uno:
Person A: Yo, dude, can you help me put these M and M's in alphabetical order, man?
Person B: You can't, you sludgehead.

Ejemplo dos:
Person A: Dude, I'm gonna, like, take class A drugs so I can be popular and ruin my life..but that won't matter, because I'll be popular, dude!
Person B: Urgh...what a sludgehead!

by VCK October 23, 2005

Sledgehammer

A person who tricks another person in to thinking they are romantically interested, only to ignore them later on.

"She stopped answering his calls, that girl is a sledgehammer."

by js2011 October 5, 2011

The Armenian Sledgehammer

While receiving head (preferably with your partner on all fours, not on knees), ball your hand into a tight fist and hit your them as hard as you can in the rectum, directly before ejaculating. Not only is this hilarious, it also feels great.

John: "How was last night with Tom?"
Kate: "It was great until Tom hit me with the Armenian Sledgehammer."
John: "Ooh... that sucks."
Kate: "I won't be able to sit right for a week."

by Aram A. April 2, 2008

sludge pig

young lg's who think their hot shit and stick there asses out while ...well prancing around. usually want to get rid of their virginities just so they feel better about having sex with numerous people. tend to wear 6 pounds of cover up and eye liner and usually have greasy hair. they copy everyone else because their insecure little bitches. they also have a habit of hanging out with other peoples boyfriends.

god damn dirty sludge pigs!

by dunnanana June 29, 2011

splodger

The little-known, but correct term for what is commonly referred to as aTV remote control device.

"Where's the splodger??"
"The what..?"
"You know! The thing for the TV! That thing with all the buttons! The thing with the buttons that you go *splodge, splodge!* with to work the TV... The splodger!!"

by GetItRight! August 27, 2017

Sludge lump

The act of being a manipulative pedophile and an overall bad boyfriend.

BrandonJ. acted as a sludge lump on many occasions.

by tiller24 April 21, 2018