Skrump

Noun - food
Verb - to eat
Descriptive - something real fucked up.

You were late to the BBQ, we already skrimped all the skrump.

You got a skrumped up haircut.

by Skrump March 9, 2017

skimpwood

a term to refer to a backwood being loose due to the fact that it doesn't have enough weed in it

pass me that skimpwood before you finish that shit in two hits

by dabdaddy1995 May 4, 2017

skmp

Somebody kill me please

Nobody cares about me skmp

by Baby flash October 3, 2017

Skimping

A mix of skimming and skipping a text that's boring as fuck.

L: "Hey, did you read the text on the evolution of grass for tomorrow?"
J: "No, not really. I was skimping it hard."

by sjakalen October 5, 2017

skimpy sparrow

A masshole with a stinky asshole

That skimpy sparrow better not blow up my bathroom.

by CH96 October 11, 2017

skumba

A beautiful thing or person.

Damn skumba, wanna go back to my place and chill?

by Octonips December 18, 2017

Scumped

When you lick a mans taint while he jerks himself off

John said he wasn't gay and I wasn't allowed to touch his booty or his package so I scumped him to avoid making him feel awkward.

by Rusty Smylze March 11, 2018