by Random_stranger7162 March 22, 2021

Haven’t farted man:I haven’t even farted in 2 weeks man…
Has farted man: so what man?
Hasn’t farted man: 2 WEEKS! Sink about it!
Has farted man: no one says that
Hasn’t farted man: they will.
Has farted man: so what man?
Hasn’t farted man: 2 WEEKS! Sink about it!
Has farted man: no one says that
Hasn’t farted man: they will.
by JOJOisMANLY August 9, 2025

Any action taken by a person looking to have a relationship with another person, that effectively ruins their own chances of having said relationship
Guy 1: "So I was really into this girl, but when I walked up and kissed her on the cheek, she freaked out."
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"
by fan187 July 12, 2012

The sexual act of tricking your girl into closing her eyes long enough for you to put the hook from your fishing pole through her pussy piercing. Bonus point for yelling, “Fish On” or “This is a big one”.
by Jaid3d June 7, 2023

"Hey man guy what."
"What?"
"I just found out that that girl I was crushing on was a guy."
"Oh man that sucks!"
"Yeah, it really sinks my titanic."
"What?"
"I just found out that that girl I was crushing on was a guy."
"Oh man that sucks!"
"Yeah, it really sinks my titanic."
by Stonedragons May 8, 2018

by Dannydamany May 11, 2020

Clogging The Sink is a sexual action where a person shoves a Dwarf Hamster up their partners ass, causing the hamster to get stuck and desperately claw at the walls of the colon as it slowly suffocates.
Dude: I really hit it off with that girl last night bro!
Friend: Good shit man! Did you take her home?
Dude: You know it. I was Clogging The Sink all night!
Friend: Good shit man! Did you take her home?
Dude: You know it. I was Clogging The Sink all night!
by LLcooljay62 April 8, 2022
