When your homie is solely focused on girl all day every day even though she won’t give him a chance. Especially when she makes it known she won’t give him a chance
Doconn has been simping over Jolene for over a year now, he needs to get some help, let’s talk to him.
by JahHandle July 16, 2020
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Get the Simp mug.Any guy named Ryan. If you meet a Ryan, immediately assume that dudes a simp. Never trust a Ryan to be a non-simp. Just listen to the word "Ryan" roll off your tongue, doesn't it just REMIND you of a simp? Both 4 letters, end and start with a consonant, letters gravitate to the bottom (and lesser) half of the alphabet.. it just makes sense. Every single thing you can use to describe a Simp, you can also use to describe a Ryan.
Ryan: "Oh, did you see that guy? He's a total simp!"
Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?"
Ryan: "....Yeah..."
Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?"
Ryan: "....Yeah..."
by Panicking Pancakes July 12, 2020
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by The one and only phantom thief October 16, 2020
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Literally everyone: Ur a god damn simp presidente.
Literally everyone: Ur a god damn simp presidente.
by Faerus September 6, 2020
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