by Olliezane04 February 21, 2020

A friend: I just joined tennis.
Another friend: But I thought you hated tennis.
A friend: I joined it for her. :)
Another friend: You're a simp.
Another friend: But I thought you hated tennis.
A friend: I joined it for her. :)
Another friend: You're a simp.
by LukimaLol January 14, 2021

Gf short talks josh and is all around shitty to him.
Josh brings it up to her.
Gf what the fuck are you talking about I care about you.
Josh I’m so sorry I shouldn’t have said anything.
Best friend josh you are a fucking simp.
Josh brings it up to her.
Gf what the fuck are you talking about I care about you.
Josh I’m so sorry I shouldn’t have said anything.
Best friend josh you are a fucking simp.
by Beef boss 69 June 17, 2020

A simp is a particular person who would do anything to get into any kind of relationship with a woman, ignoring his close ones and also ditching them, also known as; ''ape brain ooga booga must repopulate sex sex ooga sex'' people.
Simp: hi please dont ignore my tier 3 sub please I sold my liver to donate to you miss please can you be my girlfriend please
Some twitch thot: what the fuck are you doing in my room
Simp: *ape noises*
Some twitch thot: hello yes 911? I have another simp on me please send a M.T.F.
Simp: *angry ape noises*
Some twitch thot: what the fuck are you doing in my room
Simp: *ape noises*
Some twitch thot: hello yes 911? I have another simp on me please send a M.T.F.
Simp: *angry ape noises*
by FUGiiBoi May 25, 2020

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by dannyc310 May 7, 2020
