Simp

Any guy named Ryan. If you meet a Ryan, immediately assume that dudes a simp. Never trust a Ryan to be a non-simp. Just listen to the word "Ryan" roll off your tongue, doesn't it just REMIND you of a simp? Both 4 letters, end and start with a consonant, letters gravitate to the bottom (and lesser) half of the alphabet.. it just makes sense. Every single thing you can use to describe a Simp, you can also use to describe a Ryan.

Ryan: "Oh, did you see that guy? He's a total simp!"
Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?"
Ryan: "....Yeah..."

by Panicking Pancakes July 12, 2020

Simp

konankiddo1412#4811

konankiddo1412#4811 Is a simp

by Kischaa April 24, 2023

Simp

A word that made twitch staff cry, cuz they're a bunch of spoiled little fuckers

someone in stream: Simp
Twitch Staff: AAÆEEEEEEEEE

by BreadTaken January 10, 2021

simp

a person (most times a boy) who chases after their crush or a random person and gets friend zoned :(

bro, why are you being a simp towards sophie

idk, i just really like her and i can’t stop thinking about her

wow, you are going full on simp

by why_dont_we_limelight March 22, 2020

Simp

A synonym that stands for Super Intense Minecraft Player

Yo did you see his bedwars plays! That guy an absolute SIMP

by TheSmartManWHoKnowsAll March 1, 2021

Simp

Will Smith

That Will Smith is such a simp.

by Authoritative Authoritarian March 31, 2022

Simp

Person who does too much for person they like.

Samuel Marquez: I bought my pokimane the entirety of Epstein island.
Literally everyone: Ur a god damn simp presidente.

by Faerus September 6, 2020