shluker

Means: Shhhh 🤫 and lucky 🍀

example 1: Shut the fuck up you shluker
example 2: shluker that was RNG

by BIGblueSmurfDADDY October 3, 2023

Shlunk

The sound a clock makes when it is neither a clicker or a clunker.

"What's that shlunking sound?"

"Shlunk..shlunk..shlunk..."

by Borgvarg October 3, 2023

shlumperdink

(noun) The phenomenon of when you see someone walking towards you, so you walk to the right to avoid them, but they also walk to the right, so you step to the left, and they do the same, and so on.
Originally used by cartoonist Stephan Pastis

"I was in a shlumperdink for like three hours yesterday"

by Frogfisherman07 October 12, 2023

Shlumbism

The religion of the one and only Shlumbis. Forever giving your faith to our favorite ghostly friend.

Shlumbism is a growing religion soon to take over the worlf

by Owhdndje October 13, 2023

Shlumby

Homophobic

Damn, my friend got shlumby when the topic of gay people came up

by Kyhsh October 15, 2023

shlurp

to give oral sex, like a vacuum cleaner

In my senior year, my english teacher bent down and asked me to shlurp him.

by Jarshsnobble December 26, 2023

shlut

shut-in slut

- Someone who would be a slut, but rarely actually meets people.
- Usually has very kinky fantasies, as this lifestyle is not very satisfying, and only drives one more desperate. Irl they might be anywhere from tame and inexperienced to the same as in their mind.

The lonely shlut spends all day erp-ing, instead of getting any for real.

by mndlr January 1, 2024