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ShlangHorn

The ShlangHorn is a mythical creature first sighted by Andrew Salverda. The ShlangHorn has never been seen by a civilized human, the only evidence of it is a primitive collage found in the dungeon on the Nueva mansion. Some people have been know to say it has a ancestral connection to the 'penis'.
Look at that ShlangHorn!
by Narfum Snarglagel November 28, 2004
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Shanghai

To vomit on one's own genitals while sitting on the toilet, naked, defecating.
Also can define a situation where one vomits at a wall in front of him while sitting on a toilet, naked, defecating, and it sprays back in his or her face.
"Wow John totally Shanghai-ed last night and left the bathroom in such a disgusting state that I threw up immediatly! AWESOME!"
by Gummy-Bear February 4, 2010
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Shanghaied

When you discover that something you ordered off the internet turns out to be a cheap, made in China piece of crap. Also, when something you own, that was made in China breaks way too early.
Taylor: "Dude, I ordered this expensive set of chef's knives from this website. But when I got them, they were all flimsy and had cheap plastic handles."
Grant: "Oh man, you got Shanghaied."
by Roy D. Mercer September 30, 2008
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shanghai-five

That dude shanghai-fived my lighter!
by dmedine May 13, 2009
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shanghai'd

Hooking up with a small, annoying Asian girl while in a state of inebriation
Damn, I got shanghai'd last night. I couldn't get rid of that annoying girl the next morning.
by Chew Kok March 11, 2011
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Shanghai

Historically the Paris or the New York of the Far East...now a poor man's Taipei. The Bund's still cool, but not as cool as before (too yuppified).
Shanghai? Pssssht...Shanghai is SO 2004. The jet-setter crowd is all about Taipei now.
by Shanghai = over April 13, 2006
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Shanghai steam shovel

A sexual maneuver in which a gentleman poops upon his partner and then uses his penis to fling said poop to and fro.
"Bro, I totally gave this chick a Shanghai steam shovel last night, bro"
"Dude, wash that shit off! Did you get any in her eye?"
by TheDregsofG-R-E-G November 4, 2011
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