September 22

grab a titty day

person one- hey can i grab your titty?
person two-why
person one- it’s September 22
person two- oh ok sure!

by yourmomisthebomb.cum666 September 5, 2021

September 7th

National “get fucked in the ass” day

I don’t care who you are, it’s your time to shine.

“Oh, I can’t wait for my birthday on september 7th so i can do anal again.”

by L00NA666 October 15, 2019

September 25

Be freaky with you're Mans all day

Boyfriend: Hey Babe its September 25th... and you know what that means......
Girlfriend:you...me....bed..now

by UrbanBlackGirl September 20, 2021

September 28

Confess to your crush day

September 28

by JoeMama LigmaBalls September 28, 2021

September 17

Hicky day🥴

On September 17 u have to give someone a hicky

by anonymous September 15, 2020

September 11

National pilot appreciation day

My grandfather died on September 11, best pilot I ever knew...

by Mailliman June 18, 2022

No Simp September

The month that all Simp's fear, knowing they can't do homework for the girl they admire, or bring her coffee in the morning, since it is No Simp September, the month that makes all of Pokimane's Tier 3 Subs tremble in fear, knowing they can't do anything to protect their queen from Keemstar making hilarious comments about her.

Guy 1: Dude, you know Sam over there?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: He failed No Simp September, He already offered to help Kylie with her homework.

by Haudi🤠 September 1, 2020