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Scratcher

A person with a more than plentiful amount of money whom refuses to spend it or donate it and pleads poverty. Buying the cheapest of the cheap unnecessarily. Could sometimes be an employer who fails to maintain the upkeep of his/her employees even though they make the 'Scratcher' tonnes of money.
"SIR, SIR...THE ARSE END HAS FALLEN OUT OF ASBESTOS PROTECTION DUST MASK" "WRAP A BIT OF GAFFER TAPE ROUND IT AND CRACK ON YOUNG KEITH, THOSE THINGS COST TWO POUND FIFTY, YOU'RE NOT HAVING A FRESH ONE EVERY WEEK" "HONESTLY, MY BOSS IS A BLOODY SCRATCHER"
by Which Shoes? April 6, 2016
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money stretch

A semi-covert stretch done by guys to separate their nutts from the side of their leg.
Man it was hot as balls out there. My nutts were stuck to the side of my legs so I had to hit that money stretch and get them off.
by Homeless Dave September 2, 2005
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screeching dolphin

When having anal and getting ramed in the ass so hard your partner lets out a very loud and high pitched screech like a dolphin.
Used in a sentence:
He did me so hard I experienced a screeching dolphin.
by ashlee nessman August 14, 2006
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scratchitti

it is a form of graffiti when you scratch your tag on to glass on a bus,train,bus shelter etc.

and tools to use to do this is.

Lava Rock.

Pumice Stone.

Knives.

Keys.

Scissors.

Box Cutters.

Exacto Knife

And some tools like screwdrivers,drill bits and so on.

There is also another form of scratchitti known as Acid Etching which doesnt show up on the glass at first but slowly starts to burn its way on the glass in a short period of time.

the tools you need are acid etching kits from craft stores or websites.
Person 1: Have you done scratchitti before.

Person 2: No blud.

Person 1: You should try it it's fun.
by streets is ghetto June 27, 2009
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flat scratch

When a guy's nuts itch he must pull the sack tight with one hand and give it a scratch with the index fingernail.
There is nothing like a good flat scratch to make the itch go away.
by rick p May 30, 2006
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cum stretch

That pain u get when ur cum sticks to ur skin and slowly peels off as the day goes by....
I did not wipe the cum off of my dick so i got a cum stretch all day...
by SGN FATAL1TY 23 September 10, 2007
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Chicken Scratch

When you scratch off the top few layers of skin (usually on your hand). Not necessarily so it bleeds, but it does scab.
Hey what's that on your hand?!
Oh,. it's just a chicken scratch..yu should try one.
by LillieCullen March 28, 2009
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