Saw Con

"Saw Con" when said out loud sounds like "Suck on", and should be followed by "deez nuts!".

People who fall for ‘Sup Dog’ are the type of people that fall for this.

Aidan: Hey Synj, are you going to Saw Con?
Synjhin: What is Saw Con?
Ollie: Saw Con deez nuts!

by Rubbish_Dad March 22, 2025

I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god would weep if subjected to it

Friend 1: I just watched Shoujo Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? I’m gonna search it up
Not that long after
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast10- March 22, 2025

I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god itself would weep when presented with it

Friend 1: Hey man, I just finished watching Shouju Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? Hold up, let me search it up real quick
Not that long later
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast101 March 22, 2025

Pole-saw

To take your dick and lay it flat in between someone’s ass and rub back and forth until you cum.

I had to Pole-saw my girl last night cuz I wanted to cum first.

by TheHarbinger682 May 24, 2023

saw

a thriller/horror franchise where most of the movies suck but its ok because they're still fun. definitely one of the soap operas ever made

me: unpopular opinion i think mark hoffman of saw fame shouldhave rough kinky sex with me
everyone else: jump off a bridge

by numberonesawfan June 2, 2023

I saw her climb up a wall

No the fuck you didn't you lying ass bitch. A priest too. Even the priests lie! That's what makes it hell (by the way). That's what makes them an affront to God. You're going to sit there and make shit up like Joe Rogan with the litter boxes and lie because you're a narcissist who thinks that no one is going to call you on anything. I know nobody is going to call me on anything because I live in truth but this motherfucker actually thought I was going to sit here and let him say he saw a bitch climb up a wall and I'm just not going to say anything about it.

Priest "I saw her climb up a wall."

Hym "No. You didn't. That isn't a thing that can happen and even if you did it was a hoax. The zealotry abounds! It's wild!"

by Hym Iam March 12, 2023

Gag See-Saw

Something you, your best friend and significant others do to while spending time together.

Brian and his wife Michelle invited their best friend Mike and Sandy over.

Brian said hey Mike remember the gag see-saw at college?

Mike replied YES! Let’s give it a shot.

Both Michelle and Sandy seemed confused and both ask the boys what they were talking about.

Brian said here let me show you guys…

Both of you get on your knee’s with your back against one another. Next we’re going to do both your hair in pony tails and then knot them together. Now when I pull on your head to throat you Michelle Sandy’s mouth will pull away from Mike’s cock and vice-versa when Mike throats sandy your mouth will pull away from my cock, hence the gag-seesaw commences and there’s nothing you guys can do to stop it . Newtons law of motion agrees.

Now let’s get to busting!

Mike chuckles as he takes his gun off safety.

by ThroatKing March 28, 2023