satan piss

The opposite of holy water. Can be used to curse all and any things, such as, but not limited to, your friends, animals, cars, houses, plants, bugs, and most especially, police. To obtain satan piss, one must be in a euphoric state that is beyond all comprehension of outsiders (unless you have achieved euphoric state with friends). Any liquid that you have with you (water, pop, beer, etc...) will have become Satan Piss. Feel free to curse all and anything around you.

After walking about 5 miles, with non-stop hilarity, pranks, and a stop at Taco Bell, these two reached a euphoric state beyond anything that any other person could comprehend.
"Satan piss on all of you!!!" said one to an anthill.
"Satan piss on you biyotch!" said the other to the one.

by *Reuben Bamer* May 21, 2008

Satan-Parcel

Slang term for feces which (un-intuitively) does not involve packaging of any sort.

Johnny screamed wildly as the enormous satan-parcel ripped from his anus with colossal force.

by Friend_of_Ginet1x February 25, 2010

Satanic Creatures

3 people in 1 chat. Has a obsession with sloths, penis and any other weird topics. Has better music taste than everyone and plans to kill everyone.

WARNING: If you ever see a Satanic Creature, offer it food or money, then run.

The Satanic Creatures slowly crawled to there laptops to talk to each other.

by Jessus March 5, 2013

Satan's Nutsack

Satan's Nutsack is hotter than hell or anything else. Perhaps the hottest thing in existence.

*when it's hot on the bus* "It's about as hot as Satan's Nutsack on this bus!"

by blazed_dazed October 27, 2016

Thot Satan

A thot Satan is a species found only in JMS that most people identify as "Josh". Sometimes the Thot satan will bring Mint oreo chocolate bars to school but his grandma who is a year younger than him always steals it.

(basic ass bitch #1) Wow is was walking to English and saw a Thot Satan in the hallway.
(basic ass bitch #2) ok bitch i don't care.
(basic ass bitch #1) fuck you hoe

by Magical_madness101 March 30, 2019

satanic pepperoni

A phrase used to describe a womans nipples.

I was with this chick last night and she had a nice rack with the best satanic pepperonis Ive ever seen!!

by Boguerat28 March 14, 2018

Satan's shadow

This out line of ur body on a bed sheet or on the floor from staying in one place and masturbating for too long while sweating.

Mark you should really jerk off in the shower instead of ur bed cause u have Satan's shadow going on right now and that's fucked.

by Boot in the hoof March 12, 2017