romantic swan dance

The 'romantic swan dance' is an act performed by two modern metro-sexual males who would happen to live together, usually in an apartment in an upmarket area, such as Leamington Spa in Warwickshire, UK.

The 'romantic swan dance' usually takes place in an area where there is much space available in which to dance, such as the living room. It commences when a song similar in nature to 'Happy' by Pharrell Williams is heard.

The two males begin the dance by prancing around in a similar fashion to Morris dancers, with much clapping and knee slapping taking place before decending into some freaky-freestyle movements.

It only ends when both males are dripping wet with sweat and completely exhausted.
"Jesus is this romantic swan dance still going on?"
by 'THE SHADOW' April 14, 2016
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Swan muncher

Someone who eats Swans. This is illegal in the UK, and is generally done by pikeys.
by Paulo Makowski April 17, 2008
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swan rape

Greek myth about Zeus pretending to be a swan to take advantage of Leda; an awesome fantasy football trade where one person takes advantage of another player's injury list to get a sweet WR.
Getting steve smith for addai and tomlinson? Swan rape.
by Manager, Pecan Sandies October 06, 2011
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Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible
Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?
by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022
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honeymoon swan

20 yr old lana del rey fan with a mere 4,000 followers on tiktok, obsessed with thinking she’s famous, mutualing 13 yr olds, encouraging & enabling her many 13 yr old “fan pages” to bully kids off the app rather than blocking like a rational adult.
someone lied to honeymoon swan several times and told her that she was fly, hot & sexy & beautiful, and she’s nothing like that she’s nothing of the sort.
by pepsiputhy September 10, 2021
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Swan dive off the sundeck

A phrase used to express extreme disapproval with a certain scenario/situation
“If I lose this hand of poker, I swear I’m gonna swan dive off the sundeck
“I can’t believe I went all in on pocket two’s and lost all my chips in poker- now I’m gonna go swan dive off the sundeck”
by Mdrzik26 December 19, 2019
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you swan, he frog

You swan, he frog” is a comment left on a blogger’s post about having to say goodbye to her boyfriend on a Chinese social media site. The white blogger, who goes by YouKris, left a tearful photo on the platform and Chinese users rushed to offer words of comfort, make jokes, or trash her boyfriend’s looks.
“you pretty, he ugly, you swan, he frog!” one commenter wrote.
-He cheated on me, and I'm heartbroken.
-Snap out of it. You swan, he frog.
by itZzzzzzz August 19, 2024
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