swamp donkey

of British origin, meaning a slobbering blob of a girl who hangs out at shady bars hoping for some action.

So I tell the swampdonkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and I have her lick me yardballs.

by G-spot June 27, 2004

The Swamp Monster

The act shitting on your hand, then proceeding to rub one out with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from a swamp monster.

Neil: why are joe's finger nails always dirty?
Ross: well... he's bored of The Stranger...
Neil & Ross: The Swamp Monster?!

by The Dirty Stranger February 19, 2008

swamp ass

A build up of sweat and schmancter usually forming on the under carriage in the crease between the berry bag and the inner thigh. After aging, "swamp ass" can put out a distinct and distasteful odor. Swamp ass is caused by extended periods of physical activity. Obesity can contribute to the severity.

After several hours of worm wrestling and sword fighting, Jason and Eric both had terrible cases of swamp ass.

by Jason Belanger December 8, 2003

swamp water

a mixture of all the fruit juices found behind a bar of a drinking establishment. may be mixed with any type of alcohol.

bartender: what'll you have?

customer: I'll have a swampwater. I'm the designated driver!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Swamptoad

Ugly as fuck. A girl who like to go up on all the guys who aren't cool, but she thinks are cool.

When a swamptoad gets in a relationship, she can never break up with it's partner. When that partner finally dumps her, the toad talks smack on the partner and becomes a hood rat

look at that ho she is being a swamptoad, look that swamptoad sinks she the lilly pads

by ghettojew69 March 6, 2009

swamp tea

The tea that results from getting distracted while making tea and not removing the tea bag early enough. The extra soak time makes it taste swampy.

I was making a pot of tea when the phone rang. I didn't get back to the tea in time so now I have swamp tea.

by CLS CU January 25, 2010

swampbag

the action of a lesbian fetish consisting of pinching a loaf, wrapping it in glad wrap and freezing it, before fucking yourself/partner with it.

lesbian #1: Are you into swampbagging?
lesbian #2: Why yes, I love to swampbag! Let's go!

by prevaaa May 26, 2010