Sass Monster

Some guy/gal who works in Shipping and Receiving for a company that cannot read shipping receipts. This person also likes to think he/she is all knowing and superior to everyone. Very much a douchbag.

He was a real sass monster with how he was acting..

by Rimjob4u June 24, 2011

Sassatude

When a person is both sassy and pulling attitude at the same time.

"Man..Jill's so sassy and loaded with attitude." "Ya guy, she's a total sassatude."

by beelee November 9, 2014

Sass

The combination of the word Sweat and Ass. Used to describe the sweat that secreted from your ass after a long workout.

We had a competition after Marching Band practice to see who was the king of Sass.

by MEO_o September 12, 2004

Sassier

Being More Sassy then another. To have more sass. In other words being more sassy towards people around you.

Gabe is sassier then I will ever be.

Gabe is sassier on his birthday then I was on mine.

by Sassy PantsGAbyy August 3, 2010

sassage

another word for penis, cock, schlong, dong, etc.

I stuck my polish sassage in her.

by greg January 11, 2004

sass

a sass is a thugged out girl, devoid of color, white even, often sported in a cheerleading uniform or uttering the word "pshaw!"; found in MoCo

Nae: Hey Sass, whats up?
Sass: Pshaw, nothing much ho!

by Renae January 7, 2004

sassafrassiest

A Sassafrassiest is someone who doesn't believe in a Christian God, and instead believes that old people hold the secrets to the meaning of life. Basically, it is the most important religion ever, for no good reason.

I visited the Sassafrassiest shrine last week and paid my respects. They had a picture of an old man cut out of a magazine.

by Sassy the Penguin November 10, 2008