Midwest sober

mid-west soh-ber

Def.: when you're an alcoholic but haven't gotten charged with any DUIs

Daniel: drive safe out there

Chris: don't worry, I'm still midwest sober
Daniel: good, keep it that way

by TheTallestPsychonaut August 7, 2025

sober mcgober

When a person is so drunk that he is about to pass out, he is said to be sober

'Craig looks like he is about to pass out, he is sober mcgober

by birchestree February 21, 2015

seattle sober

When you are completely sober except for heroin.

Man I really need to stop doing so much blow, I'm thinking about going seattle sober for a while

by Dinny Fingerbottom December 23, 2023

Asheville Sober

One who abstains from alcohol, but partakes in literally any other type of substance as long as it comes from plants.

Don’t bother bringing that six pack to the party, bring those shroom chocolates though, the host is Asheville sober.

by divinelightning January 9, 2022

sober syndrome

The act of being sober for 78 days and gaslighting alcoholics

“Austin and blase you guys are gonna drink 12 beers tonight huh?” “Kev man you really have sober syndrome”

by Levinator28 July 17, 2023

sober kahlon

Cute boy powerlifter of next generation strongman of next generation very very nice body

Oo that guy is huge is he like sober kahlon ??

by Harpartap singh November 23, 2021

Sober virgin abstinent

A human, who does not lie about not drinking alcohol, not consuming drugs, and doesn't fornicate with street trash and peasantry before marriage with commons street urchins.

I always assumed to gain a princess like Paige Bueckers, one had to commit to being a sober virgin abstinent.

by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024