Hitting the skunk

Passing an obnoxiously smelling fart that lingers for a long period of time.

(Credit to phrase original maker Dr. Khan, Buckhannon Wv.)

Honey, you were just in the bathroom and it’s bad. Did you hit the skunk?
I had a lot of wings today, it is probably gonna really hit the skunk.

I was in the elevator the other day and this guy hit the skunk so bad it stayed in the elevator for weeks.

Someone really hit the skunk in that bathroom, I wouldn’t go in there if I were you.

When you hit the skunk, you pass a fart that is so nasty it lingers for a long period of time

When you Hit the skunk you pass a horrible fart that lingers and smells for a long period of time.

Man I was really hitting the skunk yesterday

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by ArmaniKhan October 5, 2019

awful skunk

One who's life is a grain of sand on the beach of life. An utter douchebag who does not deserve fame nor fortune. The burden on your existence

Darryl: Joe shoved his bagels in my tear ducts again... My eyes are welling up.
Joe: What an awful skunk...

by AwfulSkunk69420 November 15, 2016

Skunk lung

When a person tries to swallow seman after oral sex and inhales it into their lungs.

I can’t breathe, cough cough, sucking your dick, cough cough, gave me skunk lung

by Shrilnixx November 10, 2017

Urban Skunk

Noun - An inhabitant of the inner city who urinates and defecates on himself in order to deter attack or close physical contact, particularly with law enforcement.

I told my new partner Mike "Don't bother that bum, he's an urban skunk and he'll crap himself if you get too close." Mike didn't listen and now he's washing his boots with disinfectant.

by Fisher Fowl May 1, 2009

slit skunk

A Vagina. You’re welcome folks ;)

Dude, I totally got slit skunked last night... 🤮

by Slitskunk:)eww May 5, 2019

Skunk Ass

The rancid smell radiating from someones dirty asshole.

I was tongue punching my missus last night and she had some serious skunk ass!

by Turks 2019 March 12, 2019

skunk water

When your diarrhea is so bad that the smell of it causes people in nearby rooms to describe it as a dead animal must have come out of your ass.

“ Dude, you are disgusting - that skunk water you sprayed is stinking up the entire house.”

“ Dude, you are disgusting - that skunk water you sprayed is stinking up the entire house.”

by JoJo Dancer June 26, 2018