beer and skittles

amusement; pleasure; fun. A good time.

Life is not all beer and skittles.

by Texascookie December 28, 2008

It's Not All Beer And Skittles

Not everything goes as well as it should.

Person 1: "Oh man! I just failed my midterms..."
Person 2: "Well, it's not all beer and skittles"

by Cortney K July 11, 2006

Skittlefart

When you fart so hard a rainbow comes out and you can taste it

I was eating my halloween candy, and all of a sudden I had a skittlefart. It tasted like the fruity goodness of all the skittles flavors.

by skittlefart January 4, 2013

Skittlebaggin

One who pairs different brand labels in an outfit.

I.e. adidas track pants with Nike footwear.

Damn bro, you skittlebaggin'

by CR_N11 May 12, 2017

Chocolate Skittles

A alternative to original Skittles. They are all different shades of brown and could be mistaken for little turds if your vision is horrible.

"I just had some of those new Chocolate Skittles."
"No way man how were they?"
"It was almost like I was being mouth raped by candy."

"Eww that bird just shat on my car."
"Dude those are Chocolate Skittles."
"Oh true."
"Maybe I should be driving."

by PatrickBeatNick November 30, 2009

yogurt skittles

An absolutely PENG form of skittles. They'll make you wanna marry em, shag em and have skittle babies.

"Ok guys, trying yogurt skittles for the first time, literally; THESE ARE SO F*CKING PENG!

by 'ave a lit'le faiph in me luv October 28, 2019

Queefs and skittles

A unique synonym for the saying "shits and giggles"

See shits and giggles for a definition.

I shit in the upper deck of my roommates toilet just for queefs and skittles.

by Naggers69 August 11, 2010