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situational farting

Expelling gas through one's asshole, in a controlled state, taking into consideration in advance, one's surroundings.
"Eric was able to get away with crop dusting in a meeting, due to his situational farting talents."
by gobroberts October 22, 2013
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Situational Socialist

Noun.

An individual who briefly embraces the concepts of Socialism after a lifetime of objection and hostility to it. This is done to satisfy a momentary need for its benefits, which the individual has actively sought to deny others when they needed it. Once the need is satisfied, the Situational Socialist will then usually resume hostility and objection to Socialism as before and resume seeking to deny it benefits to others, while acting as though the previous aid was never needed nor granted.

See also: Hypocrite.
"So Rand Paul and Thomas Massie asked for emergency government aid today."
"Wait, the Kentucky guys who always voted to deny emergency aid to LITERALLY everyone else in the U.S. their whole time in office?"
"Yup."
"Wow. When did they switch parties?"
"Ahahaha. Nah, man, they're just Situational Socialists."

"Ayn Rand railed against US government benefits and defined its recipients as “parasites” and “looters” in her works, but rushed to take in Social Security and Medicare benefits when she needed them herself."
by π in the sky December 12, 2021
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Shitsuation

Any adverse event that happens involving poop.
Jane was trying to unclog the toilet with the plunger and a splash of poopy water splattered on her face and she exclaimed," we have got a shitsuation on our hands".
by Shitsuation February 16, 2020
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Fecal-Particulate-Olfactory-Simulation

Fecal Particulate Olfactory Simulation, or FPOS, is the process through which one is able to experience a fart.
I was on an escalator and was downwind of someone letting one rip.. it was the worst FPOS ever... I couldn't escape it.
by Yokes April 7, 2005
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problem saturation

A process by which Mainstream Media addresses an issue incessantly, building up to a sense of pending doom. Of course, the problem, while worrisome, does not pose the grave threat they would like you to believe. Finally, MSM abandons coverage of the problem completely, moving on to another problem.
"Honey, why don't we hear any news about the drug cartels anymore?"

"That was last month's problem saturation, dear."
by Tuftskins April 30, 2009
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Situationship

A state of mutual exclusiveness or commitment to an individual without the officialness or label
I’m in a situationship because I am not single but I’m not in a relationship
by Becky and Jake July 30, 2019
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Sickation

Using sick time at work to get a paid vacation because you are about to lose your accumulated sick time or because you want days off but have no more vacation time.
I really want to get away next week but I used all my vacation time, I'll just take a sickation.
by benny_hill_show June 28, 2008
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