Bootay shorts

So I went to wendys and they say no booty shorts and i'm like "WHY NO BUY 2 FOR 1 BOOTAY SHORTS MAN?? ITS SIMPLE MATH, 2 X 1 MAN" Anyways thats why I don't eat there anymore. Burger king is very underrated I would eat there more if they gave away more coupons. I can never tell the difference between the bacon and mayo. COME BUY MY BOOTAY SHORTS TO ATTRACT YOUR HOT DRAGON BABE BY THEM STARING AT YO ASS! I'M TELLING YOU THIS IS HOW TO GET LAID MAN

"I BOUGHT RIN YAKAGEMI'S 𝟮 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝟭 BOOTAY SHORTS!"

by Rin Yakagemi February 23, 2021

in my shorts

Constantly asking for attention or complaining.

A variation is "up my ass".

The boss is constantly in my shorts about getting a project done.

by LuckyGorgon April 7, 2019

short leash

To keep control over somebodys activities.

Edward always has to gext his girlfriend where he's going. She's keeping him on a short leash.

by entwinedways February 13, 2020

Short tongue

Explaing something short and sweet, without babing it for the weak.

Don't short tongue me you know I'm not intelligent enough to comprehend that

by Prickley October 6, 2018

Garrett Short

The type of kid who would pick his nose but when people confront him he brings up something else someone did.

Garrett Short was picking his nose but he brought up Matayo picking his butt

by Jaydesthefurry November 1, 2016

Short Pulling

Wanking on a floppy, limp, flaccid penis.

I was short pulling last night. Never could get it up.

She was short pulling after I nutted.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Short bus

Noun

Buses for special educated kids.
They usually for handicap student. If your in the US

Some school use these buses cuz they do have enough money for the bigger buses.
In other countries they just use it for other reasons.

I loved short buses a very long time ago.

by Phibun August 11, 2020