Rasta Shafts

Dreadlocks

"Chris I love your rasta shafts!"
"Nice one...glad you like em...now for a fat spliff!"

by lardy91 February 05, 2015

old hell shaft

An old wrinkly wang

I gave lauren my old hell shaft

by Dick head wannabe February 28, 2018

Birthday Shaft

When the only present you give the birthday girl is your birthday dick. Happy Birthday.

Girl, you're about to get birthday shaft for a present.

by Totally not Bill July 24, 2016

The American flag shaft

When you paint your cock to look as if it was a flag. Then you insert a metal or wooden rod in your urethra. Next you take a powerful concoction of Red Bull, Viagra, and Cocane. Generally the top does this act while the bottom consumes laxatives.

John and Josh wanted to perform the American flag shaft, but they had no paint and laxatives

by Mr.CockBlender January 04, 2023

Purple shaft

Shoving a gerbil in your ass through a tube

I knew then when blazer sent a gerbil through his ass in a tube that he may be doing the purple shaft

by Backhand Brooklynn January 30, 2022

shaft quality

boner producing

"That show is shaft quality am I right?"

by Ziutyr January 28, 2015

shaft grabber

What Ben calls u when u steal his paper towel roll

Lauren stop being a shaft grabber

by Larry128 January 21, 2017