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whaft shaft 

when a man whafts the air from his shaft to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness
Phil got in from work and was wondering if he needed a shower... after a quick whaft shaft he realised he actually needed bleach
whaft shaft by Kellikellyp January 15, 2016
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Whaft shaft 

The whaft of air from a males genitalia to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness
Wife "hey honey do you need to take a shower before we go out?"

Husband "left me do a quick whaft shaft so I can assess the situation"
Whaft shaft by Kellikellyp January 15, 2016

Inner Shaft 

The part of a man's penis that is hidden from view either under the pubic mound or above the testicles. The inner shaft is not seen but is felt during intercourse.
Kianna: "My God has it gotten bigger?

Joe: "Nah baby that's just the inner shaft. It'll sneak up on ya!"
Inner Shaft by elpolorico January 20, 2016

Mind-shaft 

When a fellow chap thinks with his male genital organ rather than his head
"Look at you John, she took half of your equitable estate, your kinds, and all she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z! Really naive; you should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours."
Mind-shaft by John-0-notelb October 10, 2016

honey shaft 

I was lucky to get my fingers back out of that honey shaft

Birthday Shaft 

When the only present you give the birthday girl is your birthday dick. Happy Birthday.
Girl, you're about to get birthday shaft for a present.