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Salsalito

The act of a male "going down" on himself. Pretty straight-forward.
Bob really wanted to get up in the morning for work, but after a night of salsalito, he could barely move.

Wow, Holy Fellatio Batman! That guy is salsalitoing the shit out of himself! Amazing!
by O'Liver October 2, 2006
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Palm Salsa

The residue left on keyboards, computer mouse, and places in the office where hands rest during office practices.
I can't stand to use his mouse. He leaves serious Palm Salsa on everything.
by Paul August 23, 2004
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Chode Salsa

When blood from a woman's vagina or from a man's rectum leaks out and dribbles down over the area between their rectum and genitals, dries out, and becomes caked on the skin.
Your taking a shower , you look down and see blood under your nut sack and you say "Gross...chode salsa".
by RinceWind69inc March 21, 2008
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Carnival Salsa

Barf; made up of all kinds of carnival food, finished off with a ride on the teacups.
We went to the state fair, and there was carnival salsa all over the sidewalk. Some kid had just finished riding the teacups.
by bricks212 July 27, 2010
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Harper sealing

When you and your partner are having intiment sex, and then the dominant male proceeds to get on the back of the woman. From here he then flops around violently screaming and barking like a seal.
Calm down Jonny, your harper sealing hurts
by Egypt April 22, 2017
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pulled a seal-pot

Deliberately undermining your own personal abilities on the job to garner a reputation as unreliable, so that your untrustworthiness will preclude you from being giving difficult or significant jobs. The act of self deprication or self sabotage to get gravy jobs at work. Having a motto of why be on the A-team when you can be on the D-team for the same money.This most likely stems from a lack of self confidence or seld worthiness.
Bob purposely put that thrust bearing on backwards, he just pulled a seal-pot
by likwidmuse October 15, 2011
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Salsa Bowl

Having pectus excavatum

Or a large unsightly cave is ones chest
MarkyMark's salsa bowl scares off all his potential mates, but he compensates with his amazing tan and muscles
by SashaMcDavies June 30, 2009
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