Scunto

A dumb bastard. Lacking intelligence. A dude who thinks every girl is about him. Dim-wit. Dense-minded. Brainless.

Hey firls, look at that scunta over there!

Excited: Scuntz Scuntz!

Plural: Where are all the scuntos at?

Past Tense: Did you see that scunt last night?

Future Tense: I hope my son doesn't become a scuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunto.

City: Damn sis, we must be in scuntopolis.

by ayoo_alexis! :D November 10, 2010

scunder

A scunder can be a person or a thing. It means a "nuisance". It can be found with several pronunciations. Scunner, Scundered, Scunnered, Scunnert. It is commonly used in ulster (Northern Ireland), Scotland and the North of England.

Joe is a scunder. (Joe is a pain / nuisance)
I am scundered today (I am fed up today)
This job scunders me. (This job bores /sickens / depresses me)

by Alan Day June 7, 2005

ass scented douche bag

figurativly : asshole
literally: an object used to clean ones vagina, only reaking of ass instead of the usual flowery smell

You're a complete and total ass scented douche bag

by Kelcie January 26, 2006

Your Mum's Cunt Stinks

a phrase used to start fights by a group known only as the fountain boys, they use it loosely amongst each other however say it to make people angry, it implies that they have experienced a stink from your mothers vagina, the phrase has now spread to a much wider community, it is widely used in australia

a man walks up to a bar and says to the guy sitting next to him "your mum's cunt stinks"

by John Gould April 30, 2006

scanties

little to no clothing; underwear; lingerie; delicates; "scantily clad"

DANCE IN YOUR SCANTIES.

On a hot day, one walks around freely in their scanties.

"and here you're dancin' in your scanties" --Mr. Warbucks; "Annie"

by mkf March 15, 2004

Scunter

If someone is so ferral you could refer to them as a Scummy cunt munter . Scunter

Dont shit on my carpet you scunter

by carmelle cream head November 22, 2011

scunci

a convenient say-all; mostly used as an adjective. can be negative or positive.

That scunci bitch stole my pants!

Cate: Yeah you should have come to the party- That hottie James came and got so wasted he stripped!

Sara: I wish I had- sound like you had some scunci times!

by scunci scuzzzzzz January 16, 2007