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scotish vag pipes

When Performing Oral Sex On A female, Fill Your Lungs With A Full Breath & Then Fill The Vagina With All Of Your Air. Then Run Away While Being Chased By A Chorus Of Kweifs From The Vag Pipes
After Performing The Scotish Vag Pipes John Is Now Single
by POON SLAYER April 17, 2014
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Scottistentialism

The belief in the sole and absolute existence of Scott.
Trevor is proud to declare his allegiance to the church of Scottistentialism. He is a Scottistentialist.
by ScottLord May 5, 2010
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scottisum

A religion that all scotts should be a part of. A fun loving religion
my religion is Scottisum
by bromers March 30, 2008
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Scottishdave

A devilishly handsom Scotsman once presumed to be a student at both Coastal Carolina U. UNC-Charlote and Eastern Carolina U. Rumor has it that this mischievious south eastern party-go-er is not only a Scottish immigrant but may also be a United States Marine. Was once easily spotted running around the south east with a t-shirt bearing the name "Scottishdave" But is thought to have settled down and reside in eastern North Carolina.
-Hott Chick- "Did you see that gorgeous guy with the funny accent at the bar last night"

-Even Hotter chick- "Yeah, that was Scottishdave. I hear he is both pre-med and also a Marine, But nobody really knows.... Either way, i want to bone him bad "
by ctoasne June 19, 2010
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Scotish snorkel

When a man puts his testicals on a womans eyes and flatulates on her nose.
Man I just gave that bitch a scotish snorkel!!
by fishy87 February 28, 2011
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scottism

A form of attention deficit disorder in which the afflicted individual must turn trivial and often mundane everyday events into gambling opportunities, often at significant financial cost to friends and work colleagues. The affliction is permanent. Etymology derived from obscure Australian journalist.
When David suggested that his workmates contribute $25 each to run a book on which window of his Subaru Forrester would get rained on first, they told him they were tired of his Scottism
by Hawkers October 26, 2006
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scottisum

A religion that all scotts should be a part of. A fun loving religion. not many rules to it.
my religion is Scottisum
by bromers March 27, 2008
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