russian

"Russians don't get drunk. They get tough." ~ Learned Person

My Russian friend was kidding himself. He was very much drunk. And not very tough at all.

by JStot July 10, 2007

Russian

a hard ass language to learn that uses enchantment table type shit

“hey do you speak russian?”
“nah i don’t play minecraft”

by man idfk April 20, 2021

russian socking

when you poop in a sock and swing it over your head and wait for a car to pass by and you throw the sock at the cars wind sheild.

Dude, i just russian socked that police car on accident!!

by Raymond Johnson May 21, 2005

Russian Blueberry

When a person punches you so hard that the bruise is a blue-deep indigo colour. It should also last for more than one week to qualify as a Russian Blueberry. If it lasts for more than 2 weeks, it is known as a "ripe one". If it becomes infected it is known as a "bad pick". The victim of the Russian Blueberry is known as a "Tsar". Having a Russian Blueberry is stigmatized in several cliches while others may see of it as a sign of Badass-ery.

Dude wanna go the gym?
Not right now, I got a Russian Blueberry on the foot.

by Rolandisnotme September 6, 2013

russian bird bath

When you partaking in sexual intercourse, you pull out and cum into his/her belly button, proceeding to slap your penis on the cum filled basin, chirping like a bird.

Daddy Kisses gave his girlfriend a russian bird bath last night. He said its his new favorite. Chirp chirp.

by Daddy Kisses February 1, 2017

Russian Handshake

v. -To greet someone with a deathgrip to the crotch.

Guy: Whats...UP!!
Pansey: OMG OWWWWW D00000D WTF UGGGGGGH YOU GAYYY ow....
Guy: Nah, Russian Handshake. No babies for you.

by Nadergrinder January 31, 2008

Russian Fish Slap

When one wets their non-errect penis and wiggles and smacks it in their partners face.
Resembling a fish out of water.

Steve: Yo, last night I was doin some real freaky shit wth my bitch.
Ron: what you do?
Steve: I did the Russian Fish Slap.
Ron: Thats pretty intense man.

by jbird1 July 30, 2011