Ronald-sexual

Being sexually attracted to any clown that resembles Ronald McDonald or is him.

Jenna is suck a Ronald-sexual that she has a 6 foot poster of him with a a dildo attached...

by Paris_ya_girl January 5, 2020

Ronald McDonald Insanity

A Youtube video released in January 2008 that depicts Ronald McDonald in various situations while crazy music plays in the background.

As of this writing, Ronald McDonald Insanity has more than sixteen million views.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021

Runar

A hot guy with nice penis

Is that a Runar, he is sexy. And likes cake

by anonymous November 29, 2021

Creamy Renaldo

the act of cumming in a buddy's ear while he is asleep

Me: I so gave James a creamy Renaldo last night!
James: YOU WHAT? Seriously, I can't hear you!?? Speak Up!!!

by TheFifteenthMinute June 16, 2011

thermal runaway

What Garfield caused by claw-hooking a loose thread from Jon's knitted underwear as he loped past him on his way outdoors for a morning run, causing said "vulnerable to fraying" garment to rapidly and "vanishingly" unravel, and therefore leaving da unsuspecting Jon open to arrest for indecent exposure.

Garfield thought dat his creating a "thermal runaway" with Jon's jogging-garb was off-da-scale funny, but somehow da alarmed and enormously-humiliated Jon did not find said shocking event to be overly hilarious himself! :P

by QuacksO January 29, 2023

Ronald

Getting pussy while still being an accused "stalker" and an "internet loser".

Damn, Zeek has been a straight up Ronald lately. He's browsing 5 forums and hitting up 5 bitches.

by zeek the geek February 29, 2008

Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is a world class player. He has unbelievable talent when he's behind the ball.

Many England fans dislike him as they believe he 'lost them the world cup'. I think it is pathetic that they still hold this grudge as Wayne Rooney was over it ages ago.

Others dislike him because they think he 'dives', he HAS dived before in his life, as nearly every player has, but football is not about who dives or who doesn't.

You think he 'dives all the time'? You certainly haven't watched him play recently then have you? He runs with such a fast pace that even the slightest contact could cause him to fall. And don't you think the referee would have him sent off if he 'dived' whenever he had the ball?

Tom: Cristiano Ronaldo is definately one of the world's best players.

James: Ronaldo? He fucking dives all the time.

Tom: Your mother dives, for cock.

by faizah December 1, 2007