the red rug

A hip place in town. Usually packed with younger generation scenesters

"That new jazz club is the red rug!"

by mark December 7, 2003

rug rage

1. The state of being upset by or angry at a woven floor covering. 2. An act of semi violent & frustrated masterbaition that can only be practiced by female have humans.

I'm so angry with my recent rug purchase that I'm suffering a severe case of rug rage. It's been so long between sexual partners that i think I might just go home and rug rage.

by RugRager March 14, 2015

Sucking rugs

A horribly salacious way of trying to say you are cleaning carpets and/or rugs, with intention of making the reader ponder if you actually cleaning carpets or performing cunnilingus for customers.

He smelled something awful last night after an entire day of sucking rugs.

by psully June 9, 2018

The Velvet Rug

When a elderly hooker removes her dentures and gives one a blow job. Aka a Softy or Gummy

Wanda the crack whore pulled her dentures out and gave me The Velvet Rug.

by The Dusty Ogre August 27, 2017

Rug headed

big headed, full of shit, cocky

Emma you are so rug headed

by Sena June 13, 2007

meat rug

A small rug placed on the female at birth between her legs.

by Big Black Rod August 23, 2003

rug rats

children who peddle carpets.

I need some new carpets laying, oh look, there's some rats over there, they should be able to help.

by ewan February 12, 2004