Rittenhouse

1 : an unfair, unjust or bunk trial (usually by those who believe that kyle rittenhouse was guilty)

2 : a trial which is heavily misrepresented in reporting and media circuits.

"Yeah, Person 1's trial is a total rittenhouse situation."

"This trial is another rittenhouse... nobody knows what they're talking about when they comment on it!"

by LordHookie April 28, 2022

Ritter

Another word/term to describe a woman’s breasts.

Hey babe, let me suck on your ritters.

by Thereal_JFK June 2, 2022

Ritterally

It’s really and literally combined into one semi useful word. My 4 year old daughter came up with it.

“I’m trying to tell her to sit down lift her leg up and pee because I am ritterally her boss!” My daughter today talking about her puppy

by Sherodb March 29, 2023

Rittered

(slang) When a middle age man sends an underage girl a hyperlink to a video of him masturbating.

Ewwww, this old dude just rittered me.

by Wrath of Ukraine July 20, 2023

Ritter

Fake cowboy, or someone pretending to be country.

He lives in the city but is wearing those boots, he must be a ritter!

by Grace McDonald March 2, 2024

griffin ritter

A very wise man, possibly Asian.

"Griffin Ritter contributed very little to our Radio/TV project. I have no other choice but to mark him down as "Was Present""

by Riffin Gritter June 9, 2018

The Rittenhouse

When you go to a bar and get three shots, free of charge.

Bartender hooked me up with the Rittenhouse!

by 52punisher52 November 19, 2021