Using Scripture to push a false agenda and/or false narrative. Typically seen when a church or pastor is going through a scandal. They blame the devil, persecution, or conspiracy. This also happens during a church slump.
by MADGUNS FOREVER™ January 23, 2017
Get the SCRIPTURE RIGGING mug.Fixing a problem in a seemingly good way, and then needing to do it again when that turns out poorly. Both solutions work, so it's weird it needed to be "fixed".
Are you going to stick around for the 4pm Monday production push or are you just jorsh-rigging it and bailing early?
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Person A: nah that’s why you’re broke asf
Person B: but you were begging me for a dollar the other day though?
Person C: Not gonna lie, Person A def has more money than you, just saying.
Person B: Aye bro who was talking to you? Why you dick riding Person A?
Nobody was talking to or roasting person C, yet he defends and sticks up for Person A. Person C needs to hop off Person A’s dick immediately.
Person B: but you were begging me for a dollar the other day though?
Person C: Not gonna lie, Person A def has more money than you, just saying.
Person B: Aye bro who was talking to you? Why you dick riding Person A?
Nobody was talking to or roasting person C, yet he defends and sticks up for Person A. Person C needs to hop off Person A’s dick immediately.
by Real_shi April 10, 2022
Get the Dick riding mug.When a man goes to a bar and finds the fattest, ugliest female there. He then takes her home and proceeds to have sex with her. Right in the middle of intercourse, he tells her that she is the fattest, ugliest bitch he has ever met. He then tries to stay on or "ride her like a bucking bull".
by ReidBoy December 21, 2006
Get the riding the rodeo mug.When you take the car out in the middle of a snowstorm and go crazy in parking lots and open areas...loud techno music is highly encouraged
Me and the bros almost flipped the car when we lost control riding the yeti
Person A: hey man its supposed to snow tonight
Person B: call up the bros were riding the yeti
Person A: hey man its supposed to snow tonight
Person B: call up the bros were riding the yeti
by yeti masta January 19, 2009
Get the Riding the Yeti mug.To ride your bike from one side of the street to the other, making you look like a total gee. Useful when trying to bike while talking with someone who is walking, as g-riding slows you down.
by jsexysexc November 23, 2011
Get the g-riding mug."Hey Chris, do you wanna go for a ride on my new motorcycle?"
"Hell no Tyler, I ain't riding DICKASS on your bike with you!"
Look at those two queers riding DICKASS on that moped
"Hell no Tyler, I ain't riding DICKASS on your bike with you!"
Look at those two queers riding DICKASS on that moped
by Jason Z September 8, 2006
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