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Wet-Pants-Republican

Someone who used to be liberal, but was scared shitless after 911 and joined the conservatives in the fear and loathing of everything Muslim, Arab, foreign, French, left, liberal, diverse, different, etc.
Chris: "That Dennis Miller used to be so cool and laid back. I used to like it when he went after politicians' hypocracy and bullshit."

Edie: "Yeah, I know what you mean, you always see him on some Fox Channel show, now. He's turned into such a Wet-Pants-Republican."
by CongaChile October 30, 2011
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Republican

the worst kind of person there is. Is usually christian and is completely self-centered.

COMMUNISM! is good on paper.
Democracy is nice
Republicans are shit eatters
Me:"So your saying that you would rather ruin some 13 year old girls life because she was raped and now is pregnant, then take away an unborn baby that doesn't even have a life yet?"

Republican: "Yes, i love ruining
peoples lives! YAY ITS SO FUN!"

Me:"I hate you"
by Cheryl Tarnofsky August 15, 2006
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republican

As a Christian I am very offended by all of the definitions classifying Republicans as Christian.
There is no possible way to be both a Republican and a Christian. They are almost the exact opposites of each other.
by dr truth April 26, 2005
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Radical Republican

A group of more extremist Republicans that number around more than 40,000 nationwide and possibly much higher. This faction of the Republican Party (or GOP) is sometimes questioned by the moderates within the party for their extreme right-wing views.
I am one of those people that you would call a Radical Republican.
by Ohio Rules! December 9, 2004
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repubican

A conservative person so obsessed with those who are able to have a healty sex lives will under the ruse of patriotism bring the US government to a standstill, spend millions of dollars trying to entrap,impeach and otherwise disgrace a president who though a flawed human being, as we all are, was still able to hold onto his humanity. These repubicans (note small "r") will then accuse anyone of being non-patriotic.
by Demoncrat with balls August 31, 2003
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Republican

NOT a Libetarian. A declining species of humanoid which is neither radical by political persuasion nor currently represented by the majority claiming to be such. A bereft and lonely soul seeking a return of the good old days when public service outranked self-serving interests. One fiscally conservative but socially aware and willing to support real progress, even with public funding. Fairly moderate in orientation prior to corruption by moderne interests which place non-political priorities in contention for resouces of people and money.
Ev Dirksen, Charlie Halleck, and Barry Goldwater were Republicans, as were just about any members of the GOP deceased before 1980 or higly visible before then and especially if visible during or before the 1960s.
by Anonymous August 15, 2006
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