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fagergic reaction

Involuntary "allergic" reactions that gays have. These do not present themselves with hives or asthma, rather over exuberant outward bursts of disdain and disgust that repeat with every person who will listen.
Mike- "I know this cap and gown are made 100% from post consumer recycled bottles, but I loathe being covered in so much polyester."
Ted- "She's having a fagergic reaction, everybody stand back."
by Hairypiglet June 2, 2014
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Erection Ejection

Where your boner gets throne out of your wife's vagina
by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017
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de-rection

The path that a man's penis takes after seeing something sexually repulsive.
My penis took a complete de-rection after seeing a fat chick wearing booty shorts.
by Arnie Grape March 1, 2021
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The Name is pretty descriptive already lol

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The Glocinaryputlocinary reacted to a high pressure change thanks to the gigaboltimatio (specifically the Moltozypollio part) creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator. This is a very dangerous event and can only be avoided by the immediate use of the nearest Plyoxinatiator which will cool down the gigaboltimatio before it becomes too radioactive and blows up all of earth, the milky way, The 99th galaxy of the orizonish belt, including the sub-0-N-triplanets in the Multicravosculor region of the 56th Trion, despite their natural defense from the Axiltoniyontian generator in their cores that deters radiation.

Phew, i can breath now!
OH NO!

There was a Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator that happened in the lab yesterday! Thanks goodness the Plyoxinatiator was there to cool it down
by Infrared1011 November 11, 2021
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a moment of divine self reflection

When your held finally pops out of your ass
I had a moment of divine self reflection when I realized I wasn't the center of the universe. Then I heard a loud pop
by Andromeda98 January 30, 2014
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reactionary

Someone who "reacts" to change. Specifically reacts to social and cultural progress. A rejection of structure based on objective reality.

This is seen often in the far-left and is most commonly attributed to elements of it that reject social progress (ironically calling their rejection of progress as progress) and prefer a return to no formal social structure or culture, similar to primitivism. Ironically, as typical in leftist circles, the left tries to take such words and weaponize them against their enemies by giving them the opposite meaning. Similar to "fair-share" to the leftist meaning 0% taxes for some citizens and 80% taxes for the ebil nazi working class.
Antifa, and the modern uneducated leftist, is reactionary to the progress of Western society, and wished to return to a form of communal unstructured society often found in chimpanzee society.
by PetePabs June 11, 2018
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spermy reaction

The sudden response a person exhibits when tasting someone's spunk.
Duder 1: "Ha Ha got this funny story to tell you. So my girl was giving me head the other day and once I spurt in her mouth she pulled away, spit it out and said 'No BUENO!!!'."

Duder 2: "Ha Ha Ha nukka that's one bad spermy reaction. You better drink some pineapple juice with breakfast, lunch and dinner. Get your shit in check."
by westfalia December 20, 2010
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