Vagina ratio

The ratio of vagina to penis.

4 girls & 1 boy = 4:1 vagina ratio, lucky boy...

by James Tipper September 25, 2006

The Ratio

"The Ratio" is a fundamental rule of life, relating to the direct correlation between the attractivenes and assholiness of a male. With "The Ratio," degrees of attractiveness = degrees of assholiness. Men who are uglier must act nicer to attract a mate and men who are more attractive already attract them, so they act like assholes. Exceptions to "The Ratio" include men who perceive themselves to be more attractive than they actually are (these individuals usually fail to get a mate). Other exceptions include males with distorted self-images who consider themselves less attractive than they actually are, so they display kindness as well (these usually are very desirable as mates).

Man I really hate The Ratio.

by Tessaliciousness May 31, 2010

rasol

A man who has guns... au naturelle

Random: Wow, Rasol, you have very large guns
Rasol: Why yes, they are au naturelle

by gerry b February 16, 2008

ratholing

Much like a rat who violently digs out an opening to his nest, used to describe a person who spends an enormous amount of time on tiny details.

I wanted to go to dinner, but he spent the next hour ratholing me on the quirks of he dispatchers.

by cryptometaphor July 17, 2009

Ratboy

Cal Ries.

A ratboy is a filthy, mangy, sneaky little bastard. Secretly pretends to be a good child, but really is Satan himself.

by gotchu! July 29, 2009

ransom note

A ticket issued by law enforcement.

The Department of Motor Vehicles threatened to suspend Fundo's driver's license if he did not respond to their ransom note.

by authoor June 18, 2006

ransom

when a girl is givin you head, just before you climax grab her head with your knees and tell her that if she doesnt swallow youll jizz in her eye

Jimmy picked up some dirty ho last night and gave her a ransom. She didn't pay up.

by Crab Slipper May 22, 2009