authoor's definitions

sneak peak

Looking under skirts, or down shirts to get a peak of a naughty part.

While on the escalator, Fundo used his camera phone to get a photographic sneak peak under the skirt of the female standing 3 steps ahead of him. Fortunately for him, she wasn't wearing panties.

by authOOr July 5, 2006

kitty cooter

Kitty cooter is underage vagina.

Fundo was constantly hitting on the rather developed female until he found out she was a kitty cooter.

by authOOr June 30, 2006

awesome

What you say when you think of sex.

Fundo thinks of sex.
Fundo says aloud, "Awesome!!"

by authOOr June 23, 2006

Goddamn, you're huge

The words said by a woman getting much more than she expected.

The moment Merlin the midget pulled down his pants, Guinevere shouted out, "Goddamn, you're huge!!" because she did not expect a midget to be so talented.

by authOOr June 19, 2006

morning bed hump

When a man wakes up in the morning with a stiffy, and humps his bed because there's no female readily at hand to hump.

Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

lego box

A lego box is the nickname, and sometimes alternative to a urinal or toilet.

Fundo made a pee in the lego box because the bathroom was occupied.

by authOOr September 6, 2006

worm

Another word for a penis.

Fundo wanted to put his worm in the apple, but not without a mackintosh.

by authOOr June 30, 2006