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Masturbating After Touching Titties.

or

Masturbating After Touching Testicles.
Fundita: Fundo saw Matt at the strip club.
Fundala: Which strip club?
Fundita: I never asked his preference.
by authOOr February 15, 2007

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It's what's poppin'.
Nudder: What's poppin', homie?
Homie: Your pimple.
Nudder: Damn. You're right. Look at all that puss.
by authOOr June 18, 2006

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Acronym for Jerks Off Everyday.
This is JOE. Don't mind him. He Jerks Off Everyday.
by authOOr August 08, 2006

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One who is eighteen years old.
Fundo: Check out that freshman. She's gotta be ready.
by authOOr August 24, 2006

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A lazy fuck is either someone who's too lazy to have a job

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someone having sex, but too lazy to move.
Fundo is a lazy fuck. His girlfriend rides him every day, and he hasn't had a job in 10 years. That lucky bastard.
by authOOr October 16, 2006

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A rapper is a crack dealer.
Fundula: Fundo, what do you do for a living?
Fundo: I'm a rapper!
Fundula: For real?! Spit a freestyle for me.
Fundo: What the hell you talkin' about?! I said I rap! I sell crack!
Fundula: Oh...
by authOOr July 19, 2006

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Porn involving dyslexia.
Dyslexio: How was your prom last night?
Dyslexia: The lighting sucked, but then again, so did I.
Dyslexio: You're so dirty.
by authOOr June 18, 2006

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