authoor's definitions
Someone who is given a chance to be a killer, told who and where the mark will be, but backs down in the end. When the mark is terminated, the one offered the job, but was unable to complete the mission, pretends that he is the one who killed the mark. Thus, making him a wannabe killer or wannabe gangsta.
Scared Kid: Hey Fundo, can you kill this guy for me? Because I'm too scared to do it.
Fundo: Fuck that. I ain't killin' him for you. I'mma kill him for the fun of it.
Scared Kid: You're gangsta'. I can't kill people. I'll cry.
Fundo: Little bitch. Move out my way!
*stab* *stab* *slice* *stab*
Fundo: Job complete.
Scared Kid: And I did all the work.
Fundo: What? What the hell are you talking about? You went crying home to mommy.
Scared Kid: That's not what the girl says...
Fundo: She saw me do it.
Scared Kid: Well, She says she saw me do it.
Fundo: You're a wanksta' nigga. Wannabe Killer.
Fundo: Fuck that. I ain't killin' him for you. I'mma kill him for the fun of it.
Scared Kid: You're gangsta'. I can't kill people. I'll cry.
Fundo: Little bitch. Move out my way!
*stab* *stab* *slice* *stab*
Fundo: Job complete.
Scared Kid: And I did all the work.
Fundo: What? What the hell are you talking about? You went crying home to mommy.
Scared Kid: That's not what the girl says...
Fundo: She saw me do it.
Scared Kid: Well, She says she saw me do it.
Fundo: You're a wanksta' nigga. Wannabe Killer.
by authOOr October 16, 2006
Get the wannabe killermug. by authOOr June 19, 2006
Get the pimple mirrormug. Someone Lost Underwear Tonight.
Smells Like Used Tang.
What you say to your hoe friend when you know they just got some action.
Smells Like Used Tang.
What you say to your hoe friend when you know they just got some action.
Fundip: "Damn. I reek of puss juice."
Fundo: "Slut!"
Fundip: "Well...I went commando. Besides, I'm a Kool-Aid man."
Fundo: "Slut!"
Fundip: "Well...I went commando. Besides, I'm a Kool-Aid man."
by authOOr July 10, 2006
Get the slutmug. A rapper is a crack dealer.
Fundula: Fundo, what do you do for a living?
Fundo: I'm a rapper!
Fundula: For real?! Spit a freestyle for me.
Fundo: What the hell you talkin' about?! I said I rap! I sell crack!
Fundula: Oh...
Fundo: I'm a rapper!
Fundula: For real?! Spit a freestyle for me.
Fundo: What the hell you talkin' about?! I said I rap! I sell crack!
Fundula: Oh...
by authOOr July 19, 2006
Get the rappermug. Fundita: Fundo saw Matt at the strip club.
Fundala: Which strip club?
Fundita: I never asked his preference.
Fundala: Which strip club?
Fundita: I never asked his preference.
by authOOr February 16, 2007
Get the MATTmug. Asker: Wanna go to a party tomorrow?
Fundo: I already made plans with my lady.
Asker: What's her name? Where you going? What time? How long you been together?!
Fundo: What the hell!? Quit playing detective on me, or I'll kill ya'.
Fundo: I already made plans with my lady.
Asker: What's her name? Where you going? What time? How long you been together?!
Fundo: What the hell!? Quit playing detective on me, or I'll kill ya'.
by authOOr June 30, 2006
Get the playing detectivemug. Friends: Hey Fundo, what do you do for a living?
Fundo: I makes money.
Friends: Why don't you get a job like everyone else?!
Fundo: I makes money.
Friends: Why don't you get a job like everyone else?!
by authOOr June 26, 2006
Get the makes moneymug.