riding the eggplant

A colloquial term meaning to ride a thick curved penis.

Girl One: So, what are you doing with your boyfriend for Valentine's?
Girl Two: All day I'm gonna be riding the eggplant.

by FabianInWonderland March 11, 2019

Free Riding

Freely snowboarding. Just riding down the hill, without any real objective except having fun and getting to the bottom.

Jack enjoyed a day of free riding at Whistler.

by Frizit April 3, 2009

Raining April

Anal sex. This can also mean anal rape, and is a code for anal sex in public.

"Hey, Jimmy, guess what? I was raining april all over Kate last night!"

"I love to Rain April on people!"

"Hey, did you hear the news? Some guy got put in prison for Raining April on some people!"

by Whittsnake May 24, 2005

riding the snake

someone doing meth for long period of time that has lost weight and thinks he or she can out smart the drug.

Man, me and my buddy have been "riding the snake" hard core and have been up for a few days. Havent slept, eaten, and starting to see the shadow poeple.

by Carl Hungis August 28, 2011

riding crop

An equestrian product comprised of a stick with wide leather loop at the tip, occasionally the loop may be weighted with a strip of metal or stone.

In modern culture, the riding crop was repurposed as a sex toy, used to arouse men and women.

I snapped her riding crop in two. Never ever snap a dominatrix's riding crop in two.

by poisonIvy May 27, 2019

Ghost Riding the Dick

Where a girl is riding you, hops off, stands next to the bed and jerks you off.

We didn't have a condom, so Taylour and I were ghost riding the dick last night.

by Rob Cooper VIII January 19, 2013

riding herd

When you get in someone’ face or on their case to get them to move on something. Cracking the whip. Kick in the ass. Making something your life’s work

I’m riding herd on our goddamn government to do something!

by jay parker August 4, 2018