quitfired

When an employer offers an employee the opportunity to quit before their employment is terminated. This opportunity is offered to give the employee a chance to avoid embarrassment and to make it less difficult to secure new employment. A compound word created from the two verbs most commonly associated with voluntary and involuntary employment termination.

"Why did you quit your job?" "Well, the manager called me into his office and quitfired me."

by Christopher Simmons October 7, 2003

Queffin Beefin - Queef

qweer
gay
watever u defin queer as

stupid queef
queffin beffin coming through

by myname982 November 10, 2003

quief

A snatch burb or sneeze that is caused by penetration of anything, including a douche, emitting air causing the snatch to expand and yawn and emit an amount of air.

Anne the dwarf, was FUCKING her husband Smurf, she was orgasimic all night long and let out a quief during the orgasims

by Kate April 9, 2004

Quaff

Is also slang for a person, who at first may appear to be stupid and foolish. In reality they are perceptive and cautious.

The quaff looks like a bum.

by Quaffmaster November 12, 2009

quaff

Literally, a queef from the female rectum; similar to a fart, but less amusing. Figuratively, and much more common, continual and uninteresting chatter.

Oh man, she just quaffed for the whole evening.

by greg February 10, 2005

quaff

A type of fart that comes out of the penis hole.

Man: God Seth did you here that?
Seth: Sorry man I just quaffed myself.

by kandk August 10, 2006

Quaff

The ugly brown burnt pieces in a pack of Chick-fil-a fries

"Ew, i got so many quaff fries in my container!"
chick-fil-a chickfila fries burnt burnt fries

by daisydoodooadallop June 10, 2016