Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.
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Despite Brian's wise words of warning, Scotty proceded to apply the priciples Queeb Art to the potter's wheel, resulting in weeks of recovery for poor Scotty.
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The Québécois (population) are not all against learning english, and do not all want Quebec to become a country.
Quebec is a beautiful province with great nature and great cities such as Montreal.
Quebecois are party and family people, kinda like italians.
Though replace the spaghetti with Poutine, and the wine with beer.
The Québécois (population) are not all against learning english, and do not all want Quebec to become a country.
Quebec is a beautiful province with great nature and great cities such as Montreal.
Quebecois are party and family people, kinda like italians.
Though replace the spaghetti with Poutine, and the wine with beer.
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