by Azijana March 15, 2020
Get the Quarankiki mug.Being to lazy to shave while being in quarantine. Thus growing a quaranbeard.
It's not like you're meeting anyone soon.
It's not like you're meeting anyone soon.
by Jay the first March 25, 2020
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This week whilst in quaratine, i cleaned my house. I was quaran-cleaning. The house was quaran-cleaned
by DSZ1984 March 29, 2020
Get the Quaran-clean mug.A quaranhole is can exist ideally when an individual falls too deep into a “porn hole” with insufficient sanitation and cleaning supplies available. The depth of the “porn hole” causes said individual to forget replenishing those necessary consumables; furthermore, they continue to view smut for a prolonged period till a point where their psychosis and “porn guilt” become hysteric of the fear that they will contaminate the outside world if they stop now.
Once a quaranhole occurs, the porn addict will deteriorate into a rampage of impulse, depleting them of lubricant, tissue, lotion, towels, etc. and are not able to rationalize their reason to cease. The pornhead will be unable to leave their homes, resulting in an apocalyptic amount of bodily fluids, mostly semen, with the inability to conceal one’s self-loathing caused by the week’s spent watching smut.“
Once a quaranhole occurs, the porn addict will deteriorate into a rampage of impulse, depleting them of lubricant, tissue, lotion, towels, etc. and are not able to rationalize their reason to cease. The pornhead will be unable to leave their homes, resulting in an apocalyptic amount of bodily fluids, mostly semen, with the inability to conceal one’s self-loathing caused by the week’s spent watching smut.“
“That’s when I realized that i had fallen into a quaranhole. What else could I do?”
“No worries, bro. I know what’ll brighten you up.”
“A drink?”
“Nah, a black light.”
“No worries, bro. I know what’ll brighten you up.”
“A drink?”
“Nah, a black light.”
by Orafurin March 30, 2020
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Are you Gal Gadot and did you make a video of your celebrity friends singing together in isolation? That’s Quarantainment!
Are you Gal Gadot and did you make a video of your celebrity friends singing together in isolation? That’s Quarantainment!
by B429 March 31, 2020
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Get the Quaranaire mug.quaffle When your girlfriend queefs and it smells like waffles. A term only fraternity boy rejects would try and use to humor the less intelligent if applicable to tolerate their presence before roofie-ing them damn selves at said party.
Yo, I heard Jake’s baby mama quaffles in her sleep, the lucky bastard. When my girlfriend queefs all I smell is shrimp.... but hers smells like waffles he says. Then she makes waffles for that fat bas-tard in the morning. Get it? HA HA HA
by Frotoroso26 April 7, 2020
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