quagmire

The coolest guy in the world

Social Worker(laying in bed in the morning after sleeping with Quagmire):Glen honney, I've got a question for you. What do you do for a living?

Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?

by Elitist April 7, 2004

Qual

Not qualtiy. Used in a sarcastic frame

That party is Qual there are no chicks.

by Kirk August 30, 2004

quality controll

an occupation or the concept of checking that all products leaving a factory or proccess are the same and meet specifications of size, strength, shape or otherwize defined quality.

This ones got a dead rat stuck in it, some one needs to check with quality controll.

by Austin January 28, 2007

Quagmire

n. The only word known by Max Polsky.

Guys, we're really in a quagmire here.

by Park School August 2, 2003

Quagmire

Second funniest family guy character behind peter griffin always wants soemone to have sex with and always says giggity and says all right!

its quagmire giggity giggity goo!

by WavyCrip May 31, 2019

a quagmire

when a guy gives a girl ruffies and she passes out. he then procides to have sex with her while she is asleep.

"I had a quagmire with her last night" Said John.

by Kbucker13 April 25, 2011

SEGA makes quality games

When said with sarcasum, it is Sega Slayer language for "I'm a retard who hates SEGA for no reason and if I could i'd suck myself off"

Sega Slayers are retards.

by Marbarian July 1, 2005