big man bag purse

For a man to have a purse but actually be a cross-breed of a man purse and a big bag

Guy 1: "Dude sick purse"
Guy 2: "It's not a purse asshole, it's a big man bag purse!"
Guy 1: "Oh"

by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014

Pursed amendment

When a you buy a woman a Louis Vuitton, she's got to give it up.

You bought me an LV, Let's go fuck. It's the pursed amendment

by Andy the pirate June 13, 2021

Panda Purse

An oriental females' vagina.

I got myself one of those Panda Purses at home.

by pete the pedo May 6, 2011

silvery purse

A silvery purse is a sex act most often performed on Women or effeminate men, however, a man can perform it upon anyone. This sex act begins with the male using a razor blade to split the webbing between the toes of the recipient. Once split and opened the gaping wound is then penetrated by the males penis. Upon completion the male then sucks out his seed from the bloody wound thus emptying the silvery purse.

Dan: "Craig, if that woman doesn't shut up i'll be giving her a Silvery Purse!"

Craig: "A Silvery Purse will sort her out! Good idea mate"

by goldenbob1 June 27, 2016

Purse orange

An orange that you keep in your purse for an extended amount of time until it becomes it’s most powerful form

Wow Sofia, look how your purse orange has transformed!

by TeaPotTyson December 29, 2023

purse dusting

When brother-husbands in a cult get together for purely mechanical stress relief.... every 2-3 days

Brother Jacob was on purse dusting duty this evening.

by anonymous November 30, 2022

the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.

Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."

by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024