my purse

What a woman in the sex industry refers to her vagina as. (Pornstar, escort, stripper, etc) Her vagina is her primary body part that she makes a living from. If her purse is damaged in anyway; her income severely suffers.

Boyfriend: Do you like it when I go deep?

Girlfriend: Yeah, but not too deep

Boyfriend: Why

Girlfriend: I have to work the streets this weekend and I don't want you to hurt my purse...

by cityguychicago November 4, 2009

the purple character

The purple character is charismatic and alluring, but most likely only interested in themselves. They're imaginative, powerful, cunning, probably sarcastic, and most likely a villain or somehow aligned with one. They're not motivated by power, like Reds, or by intimacy, like Blue. They're quite selfish really but hey at least they're hot.

Person one: i love the blue characters, like Percy Jackson!

Person two: i like the purple characters... like Katherine from TVD. The ones that would stab me for chewing too loudly, ya know?

Person one: seek help...

by peachfrog March 8, 2021

Brock Purdy

Current owner of Tom Brady. Formerly known as Mr. Irrelevant.

Also known as Big Cock Brock (BCB), Purdy became the first quarterback in the history of the NFL to win his first start against Brady.

Jimmy G: Brock Purdy is thuggin right now. He just took away the Buccaneers' manhood

by Levi’s South December 14, 2022

shoving breadsticks into my purse

A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.

Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.

by Defineurslang August 25, 2015

purplepilled

When truths and lies are mixed together, and you can't tell which is which.

Also when reality and unreality are not easy to distinguish, due to you taking a shit ton of hallucinogens, or just having a complete psychotic breakdown.

Doesn't matter what your political views are, we all been purplepilled before.

I took more than enough DMT to kill a horse, and now i'm purplepilled.

by K-Dogg1 March 29, 2019

deep purple

A hard rock band formed in 1968 that featured (in the Mk II lineup) Ian Gillan on vocals, Ritchie Blackmore on guitar, John Lord on keyboards, Roger Glover on bass, and Ian Paice on drums. Deep Purple is known best for their song "Smoke on the Water" from the Machine Head album. Other popular Deep Purple songs are "Hush", "Fireball", "Black Night", "Highway Star", "Woman from Tokyo", and "Perfect Strangers" just to name a few. Deep Purple are often considered the pioneers of Heavy Metal music.

Deep Purple is one of the few underrated classic hard rock bands that still churn out great sounding music that doesn't have that God awful "modern rock" or "nu-metal" sound.

by signull May 27, 2006

Purge

A 12 hour period where all crime is legal including murder all weapons from class 4 and lower are allowed Police, Fire, and ambulance are not available government officials ranking 10 have speacil amunity from the Purge made by the NFFA (New Founding Father’s) in 2019 the NFFA added a 28 amendment to kill the Purge.

The Purge

The Purge: Anarchy
The Purge: Election Year

by AWESOME BOY GAMING December 6, 2017