Poustini

Moustachioed Italian software program that overloads on difficult nights and can ruin relationships as a result. Is also a chutney.

"Poustini has detected an email containing a suggestion for you to enlarge you goolies."

by thegreatgatsby October 23, 2003

phruster

someone with a huge cock who is constantly thrusting his large penis at the wrong time, often while making out.

a really good sexer.

Marstin is a serious Phruster

by Poopsie2488 December 13, 2008

Preston Hauck

The most bad-ass musician of the soon to be successful band Jah-bless, not to be confused with jobless. He rides his BMX bike looking sexy with his beard, you might have seen him as child on a Huffy doing jumps ova giant ditches catching air making all the girls gasp and say "ooooo.." Preston spends his time reading dictionaries and expanding his intellect and striving for his ambitions. He loops on his looper like a pro. He also pulls on your heart strings as he sings his sweet harmonies and plays his tasty licks on his guitar.HE is also a YETTI, know this to be true.

Who would not go for Preston Hauck? He is single!

by LoriL Shampoo January 19, 2011

Preston

Preston he is the most insane, redneck guy u will meet, Preston will stay up on FaceTime with u until 11:00 at night just to sing country songs and talk about 4wheelers. Preston is the most carring and loving guy u will ever meet. Preston might be the most retarded person u will meet but u will fall in love with him instantly. Preston also has the most thoughtful caring eyes, you will often find yourself staring into his eyes getting lost very easily.

- bob the ailen

Preston is very retarted

by -bob the ailen October 26, 2019

Preston Yerlitz

The most annoying/idiotic person you will ever find and there favorite word is get shit on

Hey It’s Preston Yerlitz yea that guys is an idiot

by Rayyydz June 13, 2020

prestley

Prestley is a guy who is just so good looking. And all the girls flock after him. Very humble about his looks as he does not use them to his advantage.

Prestley is so cute but I don’t know if he likes me back.

by Pdogthebeast November 21, 2021

Hey Presto

The Australian version of netflix and chill.

"Hey, you want to come over later on and we can hey presto?"

by iAMnotAtrollTODAY July 4, 2016