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Prerestraining order agreement

Much like a Prenuptial except this agreement should be drawn up on the first date to avoid the "Fatal attraction" type behavior that may come afterward.
I stopped seeing her and then she went all Alanis Morissette on me. Man I wish I would've gotten a prerestraining order agreement
by BlazNsadL May 18, 2010
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Process Analysis Essay

An essay existing solely to torture students. A process analysis essay is an essay from Hell that sucks away the souls of its victims. The only possible outcome of writing a process analysis essay is death.
Tom's teacher told the class to write a process analysis essay. Tom killed himself.
by Sofer November 1, 2010
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Porrelli

a total fox a porrelli is one to look out for. they are very full of life and very territorial. they will cut a bitch
damn that chick is such a porrelli
by America Ferrera November 30, 2010
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pooressure

Combination of the words poop and pressure. The feeling one gets when they need to lay a massive deuce. There a few levels of pooressure:

1) Lowest level of pooressure, slight abdominal pressure and slight pressure in lower back.

2) Pressure in lower back and abdomen intensifies, pressure in lower back starts spreading to areas closer to the rectum.

3) Pressure in lower back and abdomen turns into pain, prairie-dogging, turtling, or any other form of crowning may occur now.

4) Extreme stabbing pain in abdomen, lower back feels as if it is going to explode. Brown stains in underwear will occur if one does not relieve themselves now.

5) Highest level of pooressure. Pain becomes so excruciating that one is forced to empty their bowels into their pants. Hopefully, at least pooressure is relieved, if not, one is stuck with shit leaking down their pantsleg and annoying pooressure.
Did you see on TV, David Blaine had such bad pooressure from sitting in that bowl of water for so long, that he shat in it.

Uh oh, looks like the pooressure's coming on, soon i might be at level 2 pooressure.
by Jimlii February 20, 2011
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poorer than a country mouse

Someone approaches you in the street for a donation of some sort...
response: sorry I am poorer than a country mouse. it get the message across.
by The Original Country Mouse March 23, 2011
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Procept

1. When in a discussion about the fabric of reality, we usually denote the universe's proceptual contents such as matter and energy.

2. In apathy to your fantastic concepts of Superman learning kung fu, procepts of men who have otherworldly powers do not exist.
by The Arcanologist August 20, 2012
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pooregon

A middle school in medford,Ny that can't afford anything.
Guy 1: Hey did your school pass their budget.

Guy 2: Nah, I go to pooregon.
by B.A.S Jackson September 16, 2012
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