Polling the electorate

To Suck a Dick

When Bobby asked Sam where Dean was, Sam responded by saying "He's Polling the electorate"

by APassAtChuckBass February 11, 2009

Jackson Pollocks

Bollocks. Balls. Nuts.

Fiddle-de-dee! I just put my Jackson Pollocks through the paper shredder. How embarassing.

by Theeph May 28, 2003

poll sucker

Someone who relies heavily on political or other polls. Even though the media conducts polls on a seemingly daily basis, it is hard to find anyone who has actually been contacted, or knows someone who has. This tends to support the theory that pollsters are actually the guy who passes the bong to the journalist as they snicker like school girls over their snow job.

The poll sucker, however, views polls as infallible. They will even quote poll numbers in an argument.

Shirley: "Wow, Dick Cheney's approval rating is higher than Obama's!"

Lou: "Don't be such a poll sucker. Someone pulled those figures out of their butt."

by Tuftskins June 2, 2009

Pollitt play

A Pollitt Play comes into effect when in a classic game of poker, you call ridiculous raises despite having nothing before eventually winning on the river.

It's named after Ethan Pollitt

Matt got extremely pissed off after Tyler won using a Pollitt Play.

by jackrollis12 June 14, 2019

pollnareff land

a place for only chads and is beter than Disney

fuck Disneyland

me and the boy like to get to pollnareff land

by fr0st 3oo February 15, 2021

Pollen chucker

Chucker of pollen

Yo man, that guy is such a pollen chucker.

by Paul N. Chucker February 25, 2022

Well Ard Pollard

A Thomas that’s hard
Second name Pollard
Not as hard as Big Ard Brad tho

Look it’s well ard pollard

by Big Batty Brad July 1, 2019