Procrastinator

Derived from the Mexican word, Prokhratamathión, which means 'Midnight Snack'.

And the Viking word, Asstinator, which means puckered cheeks.

It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark

yeah this is just from Gumball.
only use this definition of procrastinator with someone who will get it.

by a_duck_in_the_void January 12, 2024

Procrastination

Eh....

Ill tell you later....
fucking procrastination okay urban dictionary you fucking dickHEAd

by makakia_ August 31, 2014

procrastinator

A procrastinator is someone who finds any possible excuse to get out of doing work. They are lasy people who don't feel like doing the work or simply can't focus. Procrastinators are usually teenage students who would rather watch Netflix or jerk off instead of completing their science essay for the next day.

"Did you walk the dog yet?"
"No, I decided to be a procrastinator and raise my son instead"

by mistakeisme April 23, 2019

procrastinate

Being lazy and just lying around not doing anything, just questioning life.

I'm procrastinating right now, crap.

Hmm, i should do my homework cause its due tomorrow. Nah, i'll procrastinate instead.

by ScooterFox February 16, 2017

Procrastination

What You're Doing Right Now! Get back to work, trust me it will turn out better in the long run.

I would love to think of a good example.. but I should be studying for a biology test that I have tomorrow, No seriously I actually have a big test tomorrow I shouldn't even be writing this urban dictionary definition. Procrastination.

by MiserableHighSchoolStudent December 11, 2018

procrastination

Procrastination is like masturbation either way you're fucking yourself

Hey Joe, you did your part of your project or you procrastinating?
Joe- nah man I'm watching my porn so its procrastination.

by lmac1998 December 27, 2018

procrastinate

When people forget to write their alpha auto-biography *cough* *COUGH*

I'll write a sentence of this example later. "stop procrastinating" says the teacher I love to procrastinate though says the grade 7 student

by Kitt Catty November 05, 2020