Private Parts

Men: The Penis, Testicles, and Anus.

Women: The Breast, Vagina, and Anus.

I saw Mark's Private Parts last night, and he let me play with them.

I saw Jenny's Private Parts last night, and she let me play with them.

by ExpertEntrepreneur August 4, 2011

friends with privlieges

2 people that aren't going out but that hook up whenever.

gurl 1:R u going out w/him?
gurl 2:No he's just a friend with privlieges.

by SPpride_805 July 12, 2004

White Privilege

White Privilege is when its legal to commit crimes against and spew hate speech to someone just because they're white. White people are the only race you can legally discriminate against in the United States.

I just got kicked off the bus for being white. Must be my White Privilege.

by TheRealMajora December 7, 2020

privileged

Existing

woah man its a priprivileged experince to be a live wow.

by ethanspseudonym May 23, 2020

prived

When someone absconds with items for your lunch, opens up your candy, or takes whatever tasty treat you have brought to work for yourself

Eric: What happened to the crackers I left on the table?
Patty: You've been prived.

by MaryPoppins November 19, 2007

Private Eye

Satirical British magazine edited by Ian Hislop which specialises in exposing highbrow political scandal and making cheap nob gags. Very funny and well worth reading.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

White Privilege

A myth commonly brought up by white or black liberals to blame a white man or womans color for the reason he is successful in life

*White man wins race against black man*
Liberal: "Omg, you did nothing to deserve that win, thats White Privilege for you to win a race against a black man! Dont you know that black people have been through so much, they were slaves 150+ years ago"
White Man: "Its not privilege, im simply faster than the other man, white republicans freed the slaves, no one alive today has or knows someone who experienced slavery"
White Liberal: "Omg you racist cracker snow roach mayo packet!"

by ConnManATL April 17, 2021