by Poot hatch December 20, 2013

When a female human has a multi level fart situation and the last poot (the caboose fart) travels up the vag then makes a slight pop noise.
by DakotaScottMoore March 29, 2022

Combination of the words “poop” and “toot.” To poot is to poop and fart at the same time; most commonly unintentional. Not uncommon among babies and elderly people.
by thatoneguy87 November 27, 2017

Ashley: So how was Adam last night😏
Brittany: He said he was packin’ hard but he had a real poot of a cum shot.
Brittany: He said he was packin’ hard but he had a real poot of a cum shot.
by 2012foedfusion December 19, 2020

by gatorworks December 22, 2013

One With The High Desire, To Kiss Assholes.
When One Kisses The Asshole, a Poot (fart) is let out, thus the person's mouth is next to the asshole, so it flows right into the mouth.
When One Kisses The Asshole, a Poot (fart) is let out, thus the person's mouth is next to the asshole, so it flows right into the mouth.
Boy: I Heard Your The Best Pootnage Speaker..
Girl: Yeah,they say that, why?
Boy: Well, I'm the best Poot Plucker in town....
Girl: Yeah,they say that, why?
Boy: Well, I'm the best Poot Plucker in town....
by CherryPoots December 5, 2010

A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.
Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
by rizzle ratchet June 3, 2014
